D3 body, D1 cock
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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