So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I can't put those talents on a resume
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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