Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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