girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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