how can u be prego again
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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