I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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