My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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