Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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