**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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