They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
he's gonorrhea incarnate
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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