TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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