As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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