For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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