I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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