Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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