Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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