Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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