I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
