That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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