It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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