your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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