Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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