Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
