please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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