that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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