So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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