ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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