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say what?
wanna hang out?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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