matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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