He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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