I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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