I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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