maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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