I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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