Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I think i got beer on your cat.
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