how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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