Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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