So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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