Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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