You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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