Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just pee around me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I am available for nakedness
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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