My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We are two peas in an std pod
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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