I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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