I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
