I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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