If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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