I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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