I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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