shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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