She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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